Every once in a while I get an email that is worth passing along. This one made me laugh.
It was appropriately titled "Always Check Your Child's Homework."
And the horrified parent's letter that followed:
Dear Mrs. Jones,
I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer. I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn't show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot. From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.
Sincerely,
Mrs. Smith

2 comments:
This has been blazing the trail around Facebook, and it's still funny in a horrifying kinda way, lol :)
It is horrifyingly funny, and now that I have a child, I want to emphasize "horrifyingly."
Post a Comment